Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas To Me!

Oh Yeah

Roll On R2

Raquel Welch

Saw this

Guess who

Thought of this.

Miss K, The Younger Years

Shhhhhh...

Damnit!

orbitup, The Younger Years

Juneteenth

Quick Quote

There's more to life than fun. There's hard work, sacrifice, and revenge.

Mr. Woodman - Welcome Back, Kotter

Smoking' in the rain...!!

Jane  and Arlene are outside their nursing home,  having a drink  and

a  smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a  condom, cuts off the
end,  puts it over her cigarette, and continues  smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is  that?

Jane: A condom. This way my  cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where  did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at  any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene  hobbles herself into the local pharmacy  and
announces  to the pharmacist that she wants a box of  condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously  embarrassed, looks at her kind of  strangely
(she  is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very  delicately asks what
brand  of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter  Sonny, as long as it fits on a  Camel.'

Public Service Announcement

Random

Angrymike's Road Rage

View From The Top

Cold Dead Hands

h/t - weaselzippers.us

Can Someone Explain This To Me?

How do you get handicapped plates for motorcycle?

April TGT Shoot

Random

Uncle Bubba The Younger Years

 

 

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It is opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"

Bubba: "Now what the hell do you think?"

Obama took a private plane flight over an Indian Reservation in Oklahoma...

Mornin'

Poor Thing

This girl freaks out over a hail storm we had yesterday. There are just too many thing wrong with this girls overreaction to mention them all. You need to watch it and soak it all in.


I like how the reporter has to tell us that the glass will need to be replaced..... No shit!

G spot

Am I The Only One Who Thinks This Is Funny?

Swagger Wagon

Try Not To Cry II

Hump Day

Yakety Sax

You can make a lot of videos funnier by speeding them up and adding Yakety Sax.

Just like this from Pissed.

K-Hole

This is an interesting site. It's NSFW, you will see boobs, vajajays, and dongs. It takes me back though.

internetkhole.blogspot.com/

Random

Spam Hits

I don't know why but I have been getting a ton of spam on these two posts.

http://orbitup.blogspot.com/2013/05/hippie-squatters.html

http://orbitup.blogspot.com/2013/04/texas-sized-weed.html

Blogger has been catching all of the comments with their spam filter but damn!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Redneck

Bad News

 

Stolen from badnewspaper

Try Not To Cry

FEMALE VS. MALE LOGIC

Critical Thinking At Its Best!

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?

Random

WTF!

I ran into this "thing" today. 

Special

My Critters

In response to a couple of posts. Miss K has one, and Hookersandbooze does too.

Anyway... this is a regular sight at our house.

Why I Carry A .45

If you shoot someone with a .25 and they find out about it, they are gonna be pissed!

In The Kitchen

This Guy Knows!

Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

The Kids Moved Out

New AK Accessory

Border tactical

h/t - weaselzippers

Study Finds Firearms May Be Inanimate Objects

http://stupend.us/2014/01/23/study-finds-firearms-may-be-inanimate-objects/

FOD

I was trying to fly out of Corpus Christi this afternoon and I did my usual thing and put headphones on and went to sleep. I woke up to what sounded like something pounding on the plane. I was a bit concerned when they started marshaling the plane out afterwards. I asked the guy sitting at the window next to me what happened and he said he saw the APU hose get sucked into the engine.

Celebrity Run In

I met this guy in the airport in Houston today. Would you recognize him?

Amen!

Really?

h/t - weaselzippers.us

My List

Do we all have "a list", or did I just give too much credence to a friends episode?

Here is mine, post yours here or on your blog (if you have one) and link back here.

I'll probably put up TexasT's too, so if you see Paul Rudd just know I don't have the hots for him.

#1 - Jennifer Aniston.

Murderer. Guilty/Life In Prison

 

It only took the jury seconds to decide the verdict and seconds to decide the penalty. 

Texas T Got A Pistol!

It's like the cute little version of mine.

Man, It's Dark Tonight!

I almost fell off of the porch when I went out to pee.