Juneteenth

Quick Quote

There's more to life than fun. There's hard work, sacrifice, and revenge.

Mr. Woodman - Welcome Back, Kotter

Smoking' in the rain...!!

Jane  and Arlene are outside their nursing home,  having a drink  and

a  smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a  condom, cuts off the
end,  puts it over her cigarette, and continues  smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is  that?

Jane: A condom. This way my  cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where  did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at  any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene  hobbles herself into the local pharmacy  and
announces  to the pharmacist that she wants a box of  condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously  embarrassed, looks at her kind of  strangely
(she  is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very  delicately asks what
brand  of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter  Sonny, as long as it fits on a  Camel.'