A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It
is opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one
hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse magazine tucked
under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Bubba: "Now what the hell do you think?"
Not that far off from reality.Glad to see you back I hope the hospital stay thing has been resolved and you are good.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing better. I had been drinking WAY too much so I quit (for just a while I thought) and 2 days later I was turning yellow. It got pretty bad so I went to the hospital this weekend and got out Thursday.
DeleteSo basically I have to quit drinking all together or die a horrible death.
Good luck with that and be well.
DeleteHa... Funny. The joke not your hospital stay.
ReplyDeleteBest of luck with the drinking issue.
Thanks, one day at a time...
DeleteWhat I want to know is, what rolled into the cigar ?????...;)
ReplyDeleteHippie lettuce!
DeleteSorry to hear about the jaundice. I am getting closer to that stage myself. Some sun should help a little. It's hard to give up the grape though.
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