Subject To Change

Subject To Change

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Quick Quote

There's more to life than fun. There's hard work, sacrifice, and revenge.

Mr. Woodman - Welcome Back, Kotter

Monday, June 2, 2014

Smoking' in the rain...!!


Jane  and Arlene are outside their nursing home,  having a drink  and

a  smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a  condom, cuts off the
end,  puts it over her cigarette, and continues  smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is  that?

Jane: A condom. This way my  cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where  did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at  any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene  hobbles herself into the local pharmacy  and
announces  to the pharmacist that she wants a box of  condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously  embarrassed, looks at her kind of  strangely
(she  is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very  delicately asks what
brand  of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter  Sonny, as long as it fits on a  Camel.'

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Random

Uncle Bubba The Younger Years

 
 
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It is opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Bubba: "Now what the hell do you think?"

Friday, April 4, 2014

Poor Thing

This girl freaks out over a hail storm we had yesterday. There are just too many thing wrong with this girls overreaction to mention them all. You need to watch it and soak it all in.


I like how the reporter has to tell us that the glass will need to be replaced..... No shit!

Monday, March 10, 2014

FEMALE VS. MALE LOGIC

Critical Thinking At Its Best!

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?

Saturday, February 22, 2014

My Critters

In response to a couple of posts. Miss K has one, and Hookersandbooze does too.

Anyway... this is a regular sight at our house.



Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Why I Carry A .45

If you shoot someone with a .25 and they find out about it, they are gonna be pissed!

Saturday, January 25, 2014

FOD

I was trying to fly out of Corpus Christi this afternoon and I did my usual thing and put headphones on and went to sleep. I woke up to what sounded like something pounding on the plane. I was a bit concerned when they started marshaling the plane out afterwards. I asked the guy sitting at the window next to me what happened and he said he saw the APU hose get sucked into the engine.


Thursday, January 23, 2014

Sunday, January 19, 2014

My List

Do we all have "a list", or did I just give too much credence to a friends episode?

Here is mine, post yours here or on your blog (if you have one) and link back here.

I'll probably put up TexasT's too, so if you see Paul Rudd just know I don't have the hots for him.

#1 - Jennifer Aniston.


Friday, January 17, 2014

Murderer. Guilty/Life In Prison

 

It only took the jury seconds to decide the verdict and seconds to decide the penalty.