I took my seat belt off as the flight attendant was walking by. She told me to put it back on and I said "I'm not flying on this plane, let me off". I told her what happened and hours later we finally left. I was worried that the other people on the plane would be mad at me but they were actually thanking me and one guy bought me a drink.
I fly a lot and have had some weird shit happen, but this takes the cake.
I have the worst fuckin luck!
Damn those sucking engines.
ReplyDeleteThey've got to suck if they're gonna blow.
DeleteWas that a Southwest flight? They were just bragging on how little they had spent on their last fuel bill...Cutting costs and all...saving money.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I hate flying because of all the demoralizing shit one has to go through after one pays an exorbitant amount of money.
I fly Southwest mostly, they usually treat you better than other airlines and I like using smaller airports.
DeleteYeah, dealing with the TSA sucks but I do the precheck thing now so it's a lot like pre 9/11 security.
So, Ron Jeremy is calling his hose Apu now...............
ReplyDeletebudump chhhe
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