I was trying to fly out of Corpus Christi this afternoon and I did my usual thing and put headphones on and went to sleep. I woke up to what sounded like something pounding on the plane. I was a bit concerned when they started marshaling the plane out afterwards. I asked the guy sitting at the window next to me what happened and he said he saw the APU hose get sucked into the engine.
I took my seat belt off as the flight attendant was walking by. She told me to put it back on and I said "I'm not flying on this plane, let me off". I told her what happened and hours later we finally left. I was worried that the other people on the plane would be mad at me but they were actually thanking me and one guy bought me a drink.
I fly a lot and have had some weird shit happen, but this takes the cake.
I have the worst fuckin luck!