"It's better to have a spacesuit and not need it, than to need it and not have it."
Houston? We have a problem.
"Say... Aren't you fellas supposed to be headed up?"
With the escalator broken, the spacemen were stuck and the mission had to be scrubbed.
"Hey Scotty? Transporter broken again?"
"You aren't gonna make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs at this rate."
How supermodels travel by subway relatively unbothered.
"Alright, which wiseguy keeps playing 'Mr. Spaceman' on the Muzak?"
"No we're not spacemen, We're lawyers that specialize in interstellar law. We're from the law offices of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt."
"You should've thought of that before we left."
In a space suit, no one can smell you fart.