I just noticed how different your "Want don't needs" are from mine. ;-) Gadgets vs. Lingerie.
Yeah, I don't wear lingerie.
Awww, but you'd look precious if you did.
A man thong!!! ;)
Maybe I could get one with an elephant trunk on the front.
There was a guy in college that would ask the co-eds if they wanted to see his "elephant" impression. He'd pull his pockets inside out and pull his cock through his fly and then go "ta-da"! He's a defense lawyer in San Angelo now...
That's hilarious, he's lucky he didn't need a defense lawyer back then.
Naw, the dipsy doodle co-eds thought it was adorable. Power of tequila shots. ;-)
If I pulled my junk out and the ladies thought it was 'adorable' I would be upset.