Abortion youre doing it wrong
Give me all yout money or the pussy gets it.
r. fat fingers.
I thought Bushmaster only made rifles.
Damn crabs!! Never again...
Did I ever tell you about the great Fort Jackson crab outbreak?
I'm afraid to ask... LOL
NOOOO!!!! NOT THE CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!!!
I REALLY need a drain in these.
Why does concealed carry have to be so uncomfortable, let's carry it on our hip.
Ah! RJIII you're on to something...."Homemade crotchless panties"
Sandra suffers from E.B.D.S. Extreme Bush Derangement Syndrome.
Come out with your hands up!
I just LOVE my new vibrating Surefire light attachment!!!MrLead
Man, that pocket holster itches!
More extreme than the Brazilian bikini wax, the Double Tap depilatory never quite caught on.
...when clams go bad.
...there are easier ways to lose your virginity.
Jane misinterpreted the gun control crowd comments about firearms making up for lacking something down there.
...or are you just happy to see me?
Back Off or the clit gets it
Happiness is a warm gun
Must be that Horniday Ammo
Rymes with Swat...
Honey - Brazilian Wax is not good for the pistol
Another Fast & Furious Gun
Muzzle Love by Captain & Tinnelle
Libs favorite subjectsPregnancy Prevention and Gun Control
Doc Johnson's newest; pocket rocket personal semi-autoerotic stimulator no-batteries needed, recoil/vibe
yea, you men think you are in control...but with one of these I can get anything I need
My dyslexic girlfriend.Told her to rub some KY on it.She found my S&W.